Of course.

A typical day on OKC:

Want a sugar daddy?
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What's the dollar amount attached to that?
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Depends on what you want.
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Well, my real daddy never got me a pony.
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lol... if that's what you want.
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I figure it's a start.
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you really interested?
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i know nothing about you, what you look like, or what your income level is.
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income level us 150,000 k a year. I am cute and tall.
Sent Yesterday

Yeah, I've learned not to take someone's word for that on the internet.
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I understand. But if those things were true would you be interested? I need this be be discrete and I need sex.
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  Why the discretion?

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  im married

The Vellozeberry is back

With more gross messages for all y'all to see! All received within about a week's timespan. I'm just going to paste them in largely without commentary.

From a guy in Kansas:

you looking for a one nighter or a possible friends with benefits situation? if ur interested message me back btw ur extremely sexy, and it would be very hot to travel to come see you for a night of fun. ;p

From a 44 year old man:

Hey sexy,Why don't you take a chance and meet this "Old Fart"? I actually look nowhere close to my age & I am in really good shape.I would love to help you work out those knots in your shoulders. I am extremely good at massage.I know I have sent you a message before & you did not respond. If I don't hear back from you then I will not bother you again.Interested?
Rick

I had no idea how to respond to this: 

Send me a message or I'll come tickle your feet! Haha :P

"Juicy" is rarely a word I use for this: 

So what's the biggest juiciest dick you've ever had beautiful and how was it?;)

Wut:

What she wantsWhat she getsWhat she lovesWhat's her wishHer voiceHer touchHer loveHer lipsHer eyesWhat is her wish?What is her wish?I'll take her to beautiful placesShow her my beautiful friendsWe'll co-create some beautiful spacesAnd co-create a love that never endsI'll love her like a goddess as she learns the ways of graceIn touch with her sacred feminine she can't help but to pour her heart into the roomand put a smile on every faceHer universal power used for greatness.I had a dream about you last nightIt was really sweetThere will be a sequel

Offer for all you ladies:

Hey there I'm Benjamin and I was wondering if you'd like a great free massage it's not nude you just have to wear leggings. I'm in school to be a medical massage therapist and we have to get 20 hours of massages in for part of our final grade. I understand this sounds weird and a bit creepy but honestly I know no one around here seeing how I'm new to the STL area if your interested text me or call and I'll fill you in about the massage and all 618-708-1158

Razzleberry's Second Batch

Welp, it's been a couple weeks. Haven't found the right person yet, so you guys get to see some of the NOPEs ;)

I don't know what it is  about my picture or profile that screams "wholesome young woman looking for older sugar daddy to care for me" (except y'know the stated age range I'm looking for on my profile) but here's another one in his late 40s saying much the same thing as the first dude from last time. Also, note he's from San Francisco...

Also, referring to last post! This is from the classiest of bros (the one who had his own addition to my list of "why pediatrics"). After that exchange, HE ignored me for over two weeks then sent that message exactly as pictured. The classiest!

 So this one is a good start.... but that's all it is?

????? I don't even know what he expects someone to say to that as his only message...

Who's got two thumbs and a corny message? THIS AWESOME GUY!

And we'll end on Cupid coming a-knockin'

The thought of receiving a poem is a little sweet... until you think about the fact that this has been copied and pasted to God only knows how many women. A quick Google search suggests it is original at least. And then there's the actual content. I'm going to try to interpret for you.

Ecru is that boring color for neutral walls or fabrics, not for beautiful scenery. Then there's the "fresh scent of musk" making this dusk sound pretty disgusting! I hope everyone's healthy... Uh oh, the next day she wakes up surrounded by "masses" staring at her and she is entangled in the sun lord's maze. Sounds like she's pretty sick and placed in isolation. Beads of sweat are skiing down her face? That's one heck of a fever! But the next line makes it all clear: Disease in the "fidgety breeze" with no cure........ Ebola :( Now he's in a hermetic environment too and those last lines sound pretty fatalistic.

(in all honesty, I have no idea what he's saying. Also, Ebola is not transmitted through the air if you are reading this and didn't know)

Offfff course

Almost immediately after re-activating my account:

I'm very well endowed and love to fully satisfy. Also I'm clean, ddf, shaved, and sterile. Interested?

*sigh*

Razzleberry enters the scene!

First post! Let's get started!

First off, no, I don't want to be your pet. Second, why is a 50 year old man sending messages to people half his age who specified the age range they ARE interested in? Creeper!

Ugh. While this may be true to an extent, it's hardly an appropriate first communication with someone. Plus, medical people don't talk about blood and gore 100% of the time! "Hey, how was your day, dude?" "Well, y'know same ol', same ol'. Today, I had a pancreas in one hand and a syringe full of pus and vomit in the other while blood and guts were just gushing everywhere! Pass me the salad, would ya?"

Speaking of medical conversations, I was having a nice chat with another guy until things suddenly went WAY off track. Super out of bounds! And then HE stopped messaging me after this O_o Keep it classy, STL!


And we'll end with a solid "what the- I can't even" o_o

Another inbox sampling

Yet another sampling of my inbox:

In case anyone was actually curious, here's the full text of the last two messages:
"heading to st. Louis in couple weeks. was hoping to find someone interested in just some bedroom fun in the evening. something that interest you?" (39% match from Texas)

"I'd love to fuck you good in Missionary with your legs in the air resting on my shoulders...I'll get nice and deep ;) Then I'll pound you nice and hard from behind in doggy style! I'd pull your hair and spank that sexy ass of yours! Also gotta mount you up on top of the thick hard dick and feel you ride me like a stallion! Bouncing up and down my throbbing shaft like its a pogostick.."

I get so much bad amateur porn, you wouldn't believe.

Also, that's a really good way to get a penis fracture. Just sayin'.

This also happened:
"Monster cock looking fur next victim"

Clearly he is a furry.