Thursday, September 25, 2014

Razzleberry enters the scene!

First post! Let's get started!

First off, no, I don't want to be your pet. Second, why is a 50 year old man sending messages to people half his age who specified the age range they ARE interested in? Creeper!

Ugh. While this may be true to an extent, it's hardly an appropriate first communication with someone. Plus, medical people don't talk about blood and gore 100% of the time! "Hey, how was your day, dude?" "Well, y'know same ol', same ol'. Today, I had a pancreas in one hand and a syringe full of pus and vomit in the other while blood and guts were just gushing everywhere! Pass me the salad, would ya?"

Speaking of medical conversations, I was having a nice chat with another guy until things suddenly went WAY off track. Super out of bounds! And then HE stopped messaging me after this O_o Keep it classy, STL!

And we'll end with a solid "what the- I can't even" o_o

Friday, September 19, 2014

Another inbox sampling

Yet another sampling of my inbox:
In case anyone was actually curious, here's the full text of the last two messages:
"heading to st. Louis in couple weeks. was hoping to find someone interested in just some bedroom fun in the evening. something that interest you?" (39% match from Texas)

"I'd love to fuck you good in Missionary with your legs in the air resting on my shoulders...I'll get nice and deep ;) Then I'll pound you nice and hard from behind in doggy style! I'd pull your hair and spank that sexy ass of yours! Also gotta mount you up on top of the thick hard dick and feel you ride me like a stallion! Bouncing up and down my throbbing shaft like its a pogostick.."

I get so much bad amateur porn, you wouldn't believe.

Also, that's a really good way to get a penis fracture. Just sayin'.