Yet another sampling of my inbox:
In case anyone was actually curious, here's the full text of the last two messages:
"heading to st. Louis in couple weeks. was hoping to find someone interested in just some bedroom fun in the evening. something that interest you?" (39% match from Texas)
"I'd love to fuck you good in Missionary with your legs in the air resting on my shoulders...I'll get nice and deep ;) Then I'll pound you nice and hard from behind in doggy style! I'd pull your hair and spank that sexy ass of yours! Also gotta mount you up on top of the thick hard dick and feel you ride me like a stallion! Bouncing up and down my throbbing shaft like its a pogostick.."
I get so much bad amateur porn, you wouldn't believe.
Also, that's a really good way to get a penis fracture. Just sayin'.