First post! Let's get started!
First off, no, I don't want to be your pet. Second, why is a 50 year old man sending messages to people half his age who specified the age range they ARE interested in? Creeper!
Ugh. While this may be true to an extent, it's hardly an appropriate first communication with someone. Plus, medical people don't talk about blood and gore 100% of the time! "Hey, how was your day, dude?" "Well, y'know same ol', same ol'. Today, I had a pancreas in one hand and a syringe full of pus and vomit in the other while blood and guts were just gushing everywhere! Pass me the salad, would ya?"
Speaking of medical conversations, I was having a nice chat with another guy until things suddenly went WAY off track. Super out of bounds! And then HE stopped messaging me after this O_o Keep it classy, STL!
And we'll end with a solid "what the- I can't even" o_o