marimbadude: I know you're busy, and you're really just looking for sex. How about you come over sometime Sunday and we can fuck however you like it. *growl*
Me: Seriously, dude?
marimbadude: Your profile under looking for only says casual sex. You made it pretty clear you didn't want to see me again for another date and that you didn't have time for things like that. So I figured I'd offer the sex. At least I got your attention. ;)
Congrats, you've now made it onto my blog! Ugh.