And a bonus...

Bonus round! Since I copy the interesting messages to my friends on gchat or Facebook, some of them have been preserved outside of my tiny OKC inbox. Behold!

"I'm almost too embarrassed to say this, but I'll just say it. I would be willing to suck any of your ex-boyfriend's penis' just to hold your hand. I'm Justin! :)"

I'm not sure how said ex-bfs would feel about that. I'm going to go with no.