I also get way too many of these

hey how are you? 
My name is Ryan 26. Looking to try something new in life. I work alot and have my own company which leaves me with little time to meet new people. I have decided i wanna try being a sugar daddy. have you ever had one? know how one works? Lets chat some and see if we can do that or be friends?

I don't know, I think you have to be at least in your 40s to be a sugar daddy?

Two for one day

Two messages today!

I have gotten more than one like this: "hi. How are you? In St. Louis for about a month. Have a child in hospital. Don't spend the night at the hospital. Could use some company at night."

Also, I received this: "Just curious about your ass...no offense, but you seem like the type." I am unsure what this means, but I suspect that curiosity will never be sated!

*sigh*

Once again, I don't even know what to make of this logic train.

A gem I recently received...

And this guy had a decent match percent with me, which makes me a sad panda.

And sometimes...

And sometimes my friends troll me on OK Cupid, because that's how friends roll:

I feel like that broke at least half of the "do not message me if" rules.

I think he's been on this blog before...

Above average? ONLY HONORS ARE ACCEPTED.

Also, his response to that was "honors? huh?" Clearly his penis is not intelligent enough for my vagina.

No, sir

You may not send me pictures of your penis.

Sometimes I wonder if guys realize that I just make fun of their dicks when they send me pictures?