And sometimes...

And sometimes my friends troll me on OK Cupid, because that's how friends roll:

I feel like that broke at least half of the "do not message me if" rules.

I think he's been on this blog before...

Above average? ONLY HONORS ARE ACCEPTED.

Also, his response to that was "honors? huh?" Clearly his penis is not intelligent enough for my vagina.

No, sir

You may not send me pictures of your penis.

Sometimes I wonder if guys realize that I just make fun of their dicks when they send me pictures?