A gem I recently received...

And this guy had a decent match percent with me, which makes me a sad panda.

I hope they lysol their clubhouse

Today's message sadly only exists in the archives of my gchats. I dearly wish I had a screenshot of it, but at least it's been preserved in some form:

hello there,

I think you're kinda cool. I've started a small, invitation-based club, mostly of okcupid members in and around St. Louis to get together and have fun.
Most things go from watching movies, to partying, to hanging out, to even having casual sex.

So... hit me up if you wanna hangout with us and i'll send you an invitation.
We don't discriminate among gender, race, sex(ual orientation), body type or religion, but we do vote on who to accept or reject. Almost all members are younger than 28.

I...no thanks. I'm pretty sure that by voting, you do in fact discriminate using all of those factors.

Also, "to even having casual sex."

What profile does he think he read?

I really wonder what profile he thinks he read? Or maybe he just sends that to everyone hoping for a bite.

So interestingly, he had a 9% match rating with me. It takes a lot of disagreement on some pretty fundamental things to have a match rating that low, so I decided to look at his questions and see what I found. And...

"Take advantage of the situation." Well, that explains the 9% match...

Directionality

I don't really know how to "east" an ass, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to find out.

Also, I really want to know, does sending this kind of message ever actually work?

I...buh...wha?

I have no idea. I just...what?

Classiness up in hurr

Good life goals here:

Sadly, I think he's still failed in it.

First post!

Hello, and welcome to my OKC Hilarity blog, where I post the utterly ridiculous messages I get on this website. Sadly, some of the more epic ones have been lost in previous purges, but I still have plenty of material to get through. Such as....:

I'm still not entirely sure what "boomery" is. And I'm not sure I want to know what smashing actually involves, either...